Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Wife comes home late
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Men and women comparison
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men.But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes.No sense two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Monday, March 1, 2010
How to Stop That Facebook Addiction
Suddnely you are glued to your computer monitor and the only thing on the screen is Facebook. WikiHow suggests a 6-step solution:
1. Admit you have a problem - This sounds like the first step to any other addiction. WikiHow suggests that you ask yourself “What did I just accomplish by checking Facebook?” Ha! If only I had that much self-control over my Facebook addiction. Well, at least I admit to it!
2. Define your goals on Facebook - Hmm … I never really had any goals with Facebook. Although maybe my goal should be to reach 5,000 friends. That surely would get me to login more frequently. WikiHow suggests just logging in to check on friends’ birthdays, keep track of old friends, etc. Once you catch yourself going off track, log off. If only it was that easy!
3. Make a Facebook Schedule - Seriously? If you find yourself scheduling Facebook into your daily schedule, this should be a serious warning sign. WikiHow suggests that “after each Facebook goal, write down how much time and at what frequency you’ll need to be on Facebook to achieve that goal.” Are they serious? Based on the calculations they suggested, you end up using Facebook for 6 hours and 20 minutes a week. I think this is still a relatively significant amount of time, although I spend much more time on the site.
4. Think of other things you could be doing - Duh! This is a no brainer. I could be at the gym, socializing in the real world or a million other things but there is a reason I logged on in the first place. I’m starting to think that these suggestions are totally useless!
5. Leave Facebook - This should have been number one! If you are spending way too much time on Facebook, quit cold turkey. It’s like having your cell phone turned off for 24 hours. Once you do it, you will realize how dependent you have become and think twice about your usage.
6. Find a substitute - This one is good. Facebook taking up too much time? Find another site that isn’t as good! WikiHow says “if you find you’re at a computer during critical relapse time, find another website to log onto and read instead of Facebook.” Facebook relapse? This is a little crazy.
So how much time do you spend on Facebook? Has Facebook become an addiction for you?
Friday, February 26, 2010
قصتين
سأل سليمان الحكيم نملة : كم تأكلين في السنة؟؟؟؟فأجابت النملة : ثلاث حبات فأخذها ووضعها في علبة .. ووضع معها ثلاث حبات ومرت السنة ..... ونظر سيدنا سليمان فوجدها قد أكلت حبة ونصف فقال لها : كيف ذلك قالت : عندما كنت حرّة طليقة كنت أعلم أن الله تعالى لن ينساني يوماً .. لكن بعد أن وضعتني في العلبة خشيت أن تنساني فوفرت من أكلي للعام القادم
ما أجمل القناعة
في حجرة صغيرة فوق سطح أحد المنازل , عاشت الأرملة الفقيرة مع طفلها الصغير حياة متواضعة في ظروف صعبة . . ... إلا أن هذه الأسرة الصغيرة كانت تتميز بنعمة الرضا و تملك القناعة التي هي كنز لا يفنى . ولكن أكثر ما كان يزعج الأم هو سقوط الأمطار في فصل الشتاء فالغرفة عبارة عن أربعة جدران , و بها باب خشبي , غير أنه ليس لها سقف و كان قد مر على الطفل أربعة سنوات منذ ولادته لم تتعرض المدينة خلالها إلا لزخات قليلة و ضعيفة , إلا أنه ذات يوم تجمعت الغيوم وامتلأت سماء المدينة بالسحب الداكنة . . . . . و مع ساعات الليل الأولى هطل المطر بغزارة على المدينة كلها , فاحتمى الجميع في منازلهم , أما الأرملة و الطفل فكان عليهم مواجهة موقف عصيب نظر الطفل إلى أمه نظرة حائرة و اندسّ في أحضانها , لكن جسد الأم مع ثيابها كان غارقًا في البلل . . . أسرعت الأم إلى باب الغرفة فخلعته و وضعته مائلاً على أحد الجدران , و خبأت طفلها خلف الباب لتحجب عنه سيل المطر المنهمر فنظر الطفل إلى أمه في سعادة بريئة و قد علت على وجهه ابتسامة الرضا و قال لأمه : ماذا يا ترى يفعل الناس الفقراء الذين ليس عندهم باب حين يسقط عليهم المطر ؟ لقد أحس الصغير في هذه اللحظة أنه ينتمي إلى طبقة الأثرياء ففي بيتهم باب .
900 جرام = 1 كيلو
Friday, January 8, 2010
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Saudi Arabia